Updated: January 25, 2017 10:31

An appealing amalgamation of down-to-earth grad school girl who always makes the Dean’s List, glamorous inconnue who relishes turning heads in a form-fitting black dress just the right side of conservative and killer heels, A-type perfectionist who is always ten minutes early, and semi-pro emoter and empathiser, I have melted the most cynical hearts with a killer combination of openness, affection, and a healthy dose of joie de vivre. I freely admit I can also be quite (very) silly and will do my utmost to make you laugh. If you are a wielder of puns and jokes that make people groan, we will get along famously. Wit, charisma, and compassion go much, much further with me than good looks, by the way. Basically, if you're tired of inauthentic experiences and/or touch-me-not hauteur, then we need to talk. While I look like butter wouldn't melt, I have always had a yen for the erotic and illicit that just won’t quit. There are more complex places in me begging to be explored. As voracious a lover as I am a reader, I consider myself a true sensualist: be it sex, wine, great food or travel to far-flung places, my life is based around incredible experiences. Care to share some with me? Allow me to introduce myself. I am Sofia Swan; a beloved, highly esteemed and distinguished luxury companion; well-known as a sultry, exotic German beguiling beauty. Tall, slim, leggy and doe-eyed, with high cheekbones, soft full pink lips and delicate, feminine features, framed by rich brunette locks. I am told that I'm elegant, genuine, quick to laugh, and deeply compassionate and down to earth, I will tantalize your senses and light fire in your dreams for years to come. At our rendezvous, you will experience the finest in companionship; genuine warmth, the unwavering level of passion and sensuality that you have yet to behold, and a sprinkling of wit to fulfill that rational quest for contentment and perfect happiness. A heavenly and magical connection that is guaranteed to delight and transcend both mental and physical curiosity. Allow me to redefine your understanding of bliss. Intrigued? Then, I welcome you to discover my virtual playground paradise and explore the unequaled enchanting leisure experience of a truly superlative, engaging, accomplished and devoted paramour. Why hesitate to luxuriate, when being summoned by the intoxicating vision before you? Seize the day by satisfying your intuition and cravings. As your personal and loyal confidante, let me melt away your inhibitions. Passionately, yours Sofia xx